Bell Tower

Your room; a place where socially-rejected hunchbacks ring the church bells from morning until night.

Looks like I’ll be up in my bell tower this Valentine’s Day.

by jm080800 October 25, 2019

the gig's over

when you're no longer relevant on social media

Shit, my new song cover only got 10 likes on Instagram. Guess the gig's over for me.

by jm080800 February 29, 2020

Minamar

The redneck misspelling of Myanmar.

QAnon Kook: I wanna know why what happened in Minamar can’t happen here.
crowd cheers
Michael Flynn: No reason, I mean, it should happen here, no reason.

by jm080800 June 02, 2021

Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 02, 2019