australian rules football

a very poor uncompeditive excuse for a game where gay or very feminine excuses for men squeeze into tight shorts and gay little singlets .during game play they kick the ball and jump like girls to catch the ball and aim to get the ball between four posts. if the player misses the middle posts but gets the 2 outer posts they get points for missing the main points.this game is so popular it is played in australia and has no international games between countries only a silly cross between gaelic and gayfl football.unlike the much more enjoyable rugby league which has an international fan base countries that play league are as follows ,new zealand ,england,wales,scotland,ireland,tonga ,fiji, france, papua new guenea ,russia has a small comp the us is growing into a good comp.all of these nations might not be able to compete with australia new zealand great britan but they do play the game.gayfl is the worst game in the world equal only with soccer
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS

real men play league girls, sooks, dickheads,gays play afl
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game

by dazza1 July 2, 2006

football mustache

A very thin mustache that is usually worn by a teenager. It is known as a football mustache because it is said that there are only 11 hairs on each side.

The teenage boy walked by a girl and winked at her. She looked back and thought "Eww gross! I could never kiss him, he has a football mustache!"

by holymolyhorsie August 6, 2014

Mixed sex naked football

Where men and women get naked and play football with each other.most often played by teen guys and teen women at a secluded hang out. two types of it. One where men and women play on both teams. The other where the men and women play each other.

I like mixed sex naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Flag Football

When a male wants to have sex with a female while she is on her period, but the female doesn't want to. Male yells "Flag Football" and object is for the female to try to score a touchdown by getting to the bed before the male pulls the flag aka string of tampon out. If male pulls out the flag then he gets to have sex.

Bob: I'm so tired from flag football last night.

Karl: Oh you play intramurals?

Bob: No dude, I played 3 games with my lady last night and I pulled her flag all 3 times.

NFL Tackle Football Touchdown Super Bowl

by Underdog007 June 4, 2013

Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best

“Yo you heard about Eastmont football “
“Yeah bro they beast asf”

by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019

Tiny Football Car

‘Tiny Football Car’ AKA ‘Tiny Car’ is a radio-controlled Volkswagen ID.4 that first appeared at UEFA EURO 2020(TM)

OH! WOW! LOOK AT THAT TINY FOOTBALL CAR!

by Tiny Football Car Fan June 16, 2021

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.

I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.

by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009