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Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016
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floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
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floating feather

A floating feather is a reference to someone who dances and weaves in and out of another's life, never to be held tightly, merely to be enjoyed while warm thermals raise and lift them before carrying them off.
He was a Floating Feather that gave my heart a home for a moment.
by Nikki D #1 January 21, 2022
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float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor
The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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floated car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer
by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019
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Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.
pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats
by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009
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