Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Junkend floats

Is when a fish defecates a long strand of poop and swims frantically back and forth trying to free its back end. Eventually the thin thread of feces will either fall to the ground or be eaten by another fish releasing a new food source for the trailing school fish to fight over.

pooper fish- whats following me?
fish- its an orchestra of poop
pfish- *swims around and around the currents*
fish- *taunts and follows*
pfish- "Is it gone?"
fish- *moving opened mouth rapidly up and down*

Junkend floats

by Lonefishzzzing June 22, 2009

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015

Un-float

to make a ship sink with the use of ping pong balls

Bruh, ima' bout to make dis bitch Un-float

by Mah Pseud0nom September 8, 2016