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axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Existence

Existence is a non-tessellating fractal of truth and false
Existence is the set of 1, 0, and everything else
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Whatever idiot did that should not exist
Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH
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The opposite of a girl having a d***
Existence is real.
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I Exist Rizz

A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.

This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.

The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.
Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.

Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz

Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!
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Playing a part to make the Watermelon Sugar definition entirely blue
But eventually the word will phase from existence
"Long live the Watermelon Sugar!"
If it stops trending we all die, that means that we must keep it on trending
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