The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
by DickieAmputee February 6, 2019
Get the Even mug.the time which is not clear between afternoon and evening. this period differs from one place to the other due to the spherical shape of earth, hence the reception of sunbeam. the term is coined by Sheldon Cooper, in The Big Bang theory.
ohh.. its 4.30pm. that's pre-evening.. since in the evening i will soak and wash my clothes, so at 4.30pm i will be doing pre-soaking and pre-washing..
by asian wunderkind December 31, 2011
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a disappointing occasion which was not interesting, especially one which was expected to be exciting and important
by oliverbr May 22, 2006
Get the non-event mug.A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.
They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.
Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.
Parent: Hi
Teacher: You must be here to talk about...
Parent: Yeah
4 minutes later
Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...
Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks
Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
by teeecher May 3, 2011
Get the Parents' Evening mug.The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.
by InThane May 11, 2010
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A person with a great personality and a big... heart.
He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.
His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.
A person with a great personality and a big... heart.
He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.
His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.
"Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside."
*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."
*Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..."
by Dank_ooF December 30, 2018
Get the Even mug.Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.
Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"
by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010
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