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Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.
Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.
by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011
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diveskyving

The opposite of skydiving; Diveskyving is an experience that has recently been conceptualized. Diveskyving is done by starting at the ground, jumping, and falling "up" towards the sky. Once the person has reached their desired height, they then return to the ground via skydiving. This creates one of the most memorable and thrilling experiences in a person's lifetime.

Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.

Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go skydiving!

Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.

Guy 1: Diveskyving?

Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.

Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?

Guy 2: Precisely.

Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.
by Diveskyving expert October 7, 2011
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diversity

In Marketing and Business:

1. The millennial's version of synergy
2. A buzzword used for virtue signalling
3. (In hiring) A deceptive practice designed to homogenize the ideals and thoughts of employees
4. When employees and co-workers eat lunch exclusively with members of the same race.
"To serve our users well, we need a diverse workforce that’s representative of the users we serve. That's why we lie on our marketing material to make it look like we are 90% African American and women." - Google

"We know intuitively that diversity matters." - McKinsey & Company

" YouTube illegally used quotas as recently as last year in an attempt to hire more black, Latinx, and female engineers." -Wired Magazine

"Welcome to the tour! My coworkers are super diverse! Over here in the lunch area, all the Asians eat together. And over there, all the Latinos. And over there, all the non-binary trans-racial zir's."
by Zuck le Cuck January 25, 2019
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Tokyo Dumpster Diver

The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to Bukkakeexcept this act involves feces.
ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!

FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!

ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!
by m00ng04t February 20, 2009
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taco diver

slang for lesbian. one who likes the vag, typically ones that are floppy.
Dude, that Nicole Sprowell is totally a taco diver.
by Jonny Cortes December 23, 2008
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bald eagle diver

The art of going down(oral sex) on a woman who has no pubic hair.
A Bald eagle diver is an evolution of the muff diver.TIll this day a very important part of a womens needs. So remember to pratice this old and very fine art.
by Christian L. July 26, 2006
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Hispanic Sewage Diver

When someone who is wearing eye goggles has their partner excrete diarrhea on his or her face.
When my brother was sleeping I gave him a Hispanic Sewage Diver. He was displeased with me when he found out.
by Rodman Randy May 22, 2006
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