dickenstroken

The German word for masturbation.

"das dickenstroken der poopenfarten"

by Fact1023 November 24, 2024

Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

Dickbeard

Another word for Amish people.

Damn Charlie your shed is built Hell for stout. That’s right bitch! I had the Dickbeards build it.

by Not a Dickbeard March 18, 2025

Holy Dickens

An expression used by snobby intellectuals to express their astonishment.

Person 1: good afternoon, have you seen the new Avengers movie?
Person 2: Holy Dickens?! you watch that crap; oh well, what did I expect from someone who wears Fila Disruptors

by awdoajwfa21312 October 22, 2019

Max Dickens

A man who can not have any doubters. Love if wrestling and alter ego named DD. Are we cool?

Max Dickens- You da man bro. Are we cool. Can’t have any doubters.

by Deeper Daddy February 21, 2020

Dickheaded dickheads dickheading

A gang of dickheads being true to the name, acting, talking, railing sherbet off public toilets sinks, just a bunch of dickheads dickheading being dickheads

Bro they repping an area?
Lmao to me that's just a bunch of dickheaded dickheads dickheading, go tell a walid!!

by Smiggymate April 14, 2023

Chocolate Dickens

Anal with diarrhea.

Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.

by BugSnuffler June 16, 2024