diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013

diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

Diarrhea Boarding

A type of torture that is like waterboarding except instead of water they pore diarrhea on your face.

Lets do some diarrhea boarding.

by Judge dredd7 May 24, 2011

Diarrhea Driblets

Smelly little chunks of syrupy turds clinging to legs, faces or whatever they can find. They can be a lot of fun.

I unplugged my finger from her ass and some yummy little diarrhea driblets splashed on my face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

diarrhea face

one ugly mother fucker

what's up diarrhea face? ha ha ha ha

by Matt Petrie June 23, 2007

diarrhea writing disorder

One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.

"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."

by not reading it October 21, 2012

diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.

ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice

by Marc D June 4, 2006