dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off

tim and john gave me a dent job

by gub20026363 January 10, 2025

Al Dente

The opposite of tsundere: a person who is soft on the outside but hard on the inside.

Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.

by DeepUltraViolet December 20, 2020

Dented

Not needed,irrelavent. like really you just went there or did that. How stupid can this person be?

Taylor:I cant believe she said that
Amanda: I know she is so dented

by BlackSkullJedi November 22, 2016

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Harry dent

Two Faced

That Harry Dent should be behind bars

by hklick December 2, 2017

dent in my penny

one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???

three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)

person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!

person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:

person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.

by chillypoptart August 8, 2019

put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017