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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

DAD

You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea

Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO

by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018