Dildo

Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck
I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo
by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017
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To dildo, to penetrate ones self with a dildo.
So instead of saying im masturbating you can now say i am dildoing
yo what you doing fam
hey man im just dildoing
by theduchess22 October 25, 2019
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Dildo

1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too.

2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.
1. Girl: Hey, I'm in the mood. Could you grab my dildo, Hun?

Other girl: Sure!

2. Dude: Wow, he's such a dildo.

Bro: Yeah, bro.
by Violets are Orange July 14, 2018
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Dildo

A dildo is a fake dick that is usually rubber but can also be glass ect. Used for female or male mastrubation or can be used during sex.
Hey I just got a new dildo it feels so good in my pussy
by Princess55XO February 24, 2018
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A thing women use to pleasure them selfs
The women used her dildo last night
by Cum love dildo November 13, 2019
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DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO.
Kaylee: Damn, Brad Pitt is such a DILDO.
by goldfiishie September 04, 2009
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dildo

A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.
The gay homosexual faggot, shoved a dildo up his ass

The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina.

Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 27, 2010
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