dildo

To dildo, to penetrate ones self with a dildo.
So instead of saying im masturbating you can now say i am dildoing

yo what you doing fam
hey man im just dildoing

by theduchess22 October 25, 2019

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 01, 2025