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Destroyer

Often a less attractive friend who remains close in social situations, ready to break up an encounter between her girlfriend and a potential gentleman caller. Most often the Destroyer will barge in if her girlfriend is engaging in conversation with a man, and insist that they need to leave the party/bar.

Like the military definition of the Destroyer, the social scene Destroyer is a smaller, less significant ship that circles the larger boats of the fleet, to protect against air attacks or submarines.

Unlike the wing man, the Destoryer's male counterpart, the Destoryer's main function is not to aid the female necessarily, rather to thwart the male and concurrently assure that she won't be left to her lonesome. Thus while the wing man is selfless, the Destroyer is self serving.

With proper planning, a man can use his wing man to intercept the Destroyer, increasing the likelihood of uninterrupted conversation with the target.
Male 1: Hey, how did things go on Friday? I saw you hitting it off with Karen.

Male 2: Yeah, things were going well, and I think she was into me, but then the Destroyer came and insisted that the both of them had to leave. Wish you could have been there to intercept.
by Jed Cooper March 23, 2008
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Search and Destroy

game in modern warfare 1/2 where its basically team deathmatch with no respawning.
Guy 1: Want to play team deathmatch
Guy 2: Theres too many noobs on team deathmatch, im playing search and destroy.
by joedfsfsdfsfsfdfsdf March 8, 2010
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hooded destroyer

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.
1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...
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Crush Yiff Destroy

Crush Yiff Destroy (Or CYD!) is an orginization of people determined to alalyze the furry fandom.

Actually they're a bunch of heartless bastards that make fun of poor, innocent furs that draw yiff and dicknipples.
"CYD was making fun of my art! Why don't they like 500lb herm-gryph-taurs?"
by Banrai May 13, 2005
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Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
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Pussy destroyer

A pussy destroyer is someone who shreds pussys in half. They can speak fluent pussy language and are very common in people named Blair. These people will rip your pussy in half until blood and sweat is produced. Your vagina will never be the same once u meet one of these people. So if u want to stay safe stay away from Blair’s as they will destroy u from the inside out
Blair Richardson is a pussy destroyer

I just shagged a Blair my vagina will never be the same
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search and destroy

The act of looking up pornographic content and clearing your browsing history afterwards instead of opening a private window. Utilized by technologically illiterate fuckboys trying to jack off.
That fag Jake probably deletes his browsing history after jacking off. Playing a game of search and destroy, what a fag.

It's the 21st century fag, you don't have to search and destroy anymore.
by Inumeration May 28, 2017
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