Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

Kim Dayeon

(n.)an ace.

Kim Dayeon will definitely debut.

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by centerdayeon August 17, 2021

dayon

A really cool kid who has a lot of fake friends that try to bring him do but he keeps his head high and is always smiling

It is really rare to find a Dayon

by Supcool November 24, 2016

Daytons

Spoked wire wheels. Used by race cars back years ago before mag wheels took over, now adored by low-riders.

I'm ballin' with my 100 spoke triple-gold Daytons, BEE-ATCH

by Leandro October 26, 2004

dalton mauldin

This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)

Dalton Mauldin is a very sweet viner who is sick at baseball!
She got them blue jeans...

by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014

Dalton

Dalton he could be a nice guy some times. And other days he can be a rude mean guy. And other times times he can be depressed.

Dalton could be going through a hard time

by Morty6912 February 20, 2019