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Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013
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coon gang

some gay kids from northeast that get together and play soggy biscuit
hey wanna be in coon gang wer’er fuckin retarted

HELL YEAH!! yeeyee brother!!
by urmomthinksimhot February 13, 2019
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The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.
My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!
by The Gootz August 29, 2014
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King Coon

A black man who wants to be white and does anything to please white people. This man only loves white women and doesn’t know the difference between sweet potato and yam. 50% of his children will also come out as coons.
Nah I’m not going to Gregory’s house. That guy is the biggest Coon. In face he’s the king coon
by Khanjifish May 13, 2021
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princess galaxy coon

almost always abbreviation PGC, the princess of all raccoons in space and time. Under the King of Raccoons, she helps control all of the Cooncore Szoposting group on Facebook specifically dedicated to being the best raccoon cluster on all of the internet.
I always wondered how I could get a Princess Galaxy Coon as hot as his. she's the finest.
by dass meaf January 14, 2019
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Coon Swagg

Aye foo stop Coon Swaggin' on me.
by Ciscokidzz/Emmbommb March 5, 2011
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Choonder

man have you seen the nose on that chink over there must be a Choonder
by lostunsunghero September 2, 2009
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