A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.
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This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
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„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
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by Sparkleland6 February 2, 2019
Get the crustychickennuggett mug.A genetic syndrome that causes your dick to become super crusty even while you age and the layers of skin build up to the point you hear a crunching noise when you fuck your wife/woman and it is incurable. It has been said that back when Christopher Columbus came to the Americas, he had this syndrome and many thought it was known as a severe STD that cause layers of skin to fall off from your dick and they used to think his semen crustified his dick, but nope he had it. If you have crusty dick syndrome, well i hope you are prepared to hear the crunch of your dick.
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