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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017
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cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase
Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!
by namebrand05 December 19, 2017
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Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor
I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.
by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018
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Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.
Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.
by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018
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CryptoFOMOcation

Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets
The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000
by General Scallywag April 5, 2019
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Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.
by Hog Belly August 6, 2019
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crypto mangal

A person of Bulgarian descent who has a somewhat darker skin color. Is usually hypocritically racist towards Romani people and supports Hitler and other right-wing ideologues without realizing that he would be seen as racially inferior by the average Nazi.
Petko keeps acting like a Nazi and making terribly offensive comments about ethnic minorities. He doesn't seem to realize that racist people in other countries would treat him the exact same way as he treats minorities in his own country. A typical crypto mangal.
by Lonx Joy Joy October 11, 2019
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