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Chocolate Milk

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 4, 2010
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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chocolate swirlie

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
by robio January 16, 2003
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Chocolate fever

Where a white guy's got the hots for black women. He wants to fuck all he can.
by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010
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Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out
by jisseppe August 15, 2014
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Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
by Oorwlly January 20, 2023
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choco wheelie

When seated on the floor naked, you move forward (like dogs do),with legs up and outward, and leave a skid mark.
Antonio was horrified to find Jaquita cutting choco wheelies on his kitchen floor.
by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006
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