CHRISTOPHER

A Guy I Know I Will Never Get. Imma dreamer and he makes me a believer. Dis guy...dis guy is amazing and he just don't know it.

Tina: Ayye, look its beef
Me: Who?
Tina: lls its Christopher
Me: (smiles rilly hard) yea i Kno..I Kno, he rilly is da beef. i only wish...daggg, i only wish..

by AIDAS OALA November 26, 2011

Christopher

Christopher is a name that is for a very attractive and deeply intellectual person. A Christopher is also calm, collective, organized, and observant of his surroundings. He is very choosy when it comes to friends, he will see right threw fake individuals and avoid them. That being said those chosen to be in a friendship are very lucky because they have someone they can count on no matter what also very good with keeping secrets. In a partnership a christopher is the best choice overall. He will be very devote, loving, passionate, empathetic, and is in it for the long haul. He tends to be the absolute best father and would make the best candidate to fufill that role. Any woman would desire him because on a scale from one to 100 in everything he is and in the lover department he would get a y or z because you done lost your mind and went a crazy because you forgot you was talking numbers "amazing". Plus hottest butt ever.

Omg. Did you watch the notebook i bet he is a christopher.

"Walking down the street girl walks into post breaks her nose looking at christopher butt (so hot)" There needs to be a christopher crossing sign there. "Lady sues the city."

by Plainjane0928 April 19, 2018

Christopher Ferry

A drug-addicted person who recovers and helps other people become sober.

Bro, Christopher Ferry saved my life.

by Christopher Ferry March 31, 2019

Christopher Reeves

A sexual position where you just lay there and let the woman do all the work, while not moving below the neck, and just staring without blinking at her to make her uncomfortable.

Like in necrophilia, like Christopher Reeves does now.

by Reverse Jar Jar June 10, 2009

Christopher Nolan

1. A (sometimes overrated) guy who fucks your empty brain with his extremely mind fucking movies.
2. The term used by a pseudo movie critic Indian nigga to criticize Bollywood movies.
WARNING: Please don't watch his movies. Either your brain will lose it's virginity you'll end up becoming a fan tard.

He: Dude! What if I travel back in time and kill myself? Will it be called a suicide or murder?
Me: Wtf dude!! Are you Christopher Nolan?

by Asmurt_gai June 12, 2018

Christopher

A very cute and handsome young boy.He is so FUNNY!Very athletic and strong.A Christopher is a amazing man with a great sense of humor.He is always honest and very trustworthy.Christopher is fun to be around.A Christopher will cheer you up if you are sad.A Christopher is the perfect boy.

Christopher is a great young boy.

by Hello peeps!!!hi hi hi November 24, 2014

Christopher

Christ-bearer. HERO. Hercules. Humble. Leader of men. Protector of family. Moral compass.

Do you know Christopher? Yes, his load is heavy but his path is narrow.

by whatwouldVINCEdo? August 25, 2014