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Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.
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