A date set foreseen by many prophecies whence the great bovine Armageddon will take place.
Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.
by Calculations July 25, 2023