Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

Cooks

The act of placing cookies over your nipples(preferably thin mints) and taking a picture wit your camera phone and sending it in a chain mail stating " Buy some girl scout cookies to support breast cancer". When in reality, you want attention, not donations for a legit cause.

Cooks, Cookies covering the nipples. and that is IT

by Weezee chicA November 4, 2008

Cooked cunt

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is in 1 of THE BEST bands in the world(Forever The Sickest Kids) Jonathan Cook is talented, sweet, attractive, friendly, smart and funny. Jonathan Cook loves everyone including his fans.(in a friendly appreciative way nothing weird screw the idiots who make up rumors!) Jonathan Cook makes me smile. Jonathan Cook strongly believes in God & puts him 1st in everything he does. Jonathan Cook has inspired me to be a better christian and person in general. Jonathan Cook loves his family especially his adorable nephews:). Jonathan Cook has a great smile:) Jonathan Cook is a major Dallas Cowboys fan. Jonathan Cook is a great performer. Jonathan Cook's fans think hes amazing.

omg did you go to that concert?

yes Jonathan cook was so awesome

Did you meet Jonathan Cook?

Yes he was so nice & funny & cute!

Did you see Jonathan's tweet?

Yes it made my day:)

by Alicia21 February 16, 2010

cooking up

preparing for a shot of heroin

Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)

by Harventh February 7, 2008

cook game

The quality or skill at which someone produces crack cocaine from powder.

"YOU KNOW IM STILL NICE WITH MY COOK GAME" - Young Buck.

by Cactus Johnson May 7, 2005