n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
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A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.
Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.
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Get the Conner mug.Similar to a hangover, but the main cause is instead, a concert. Experienced the day after a concert with symptoms such as: headache, loss of hearing, sensitivity to light, loss of voice, sore throat, soreness, etc. Normally goes away within a day or two.
Guy 1: Didn't you go to that Green Day concert last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
Guy 2: Yeah it was good, but I'm having the worst concert hangover.
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad...
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Get the concert hangover mug.A person (usually a girl) who goes to concerts nearly every week. It doesn't matter whos playing or how much the tickets costs. They usually dress up to look "cool". Like people actually care what they're wearing in a dark room.
by manda..... February 10, 2007
Get the concert whore mug.The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum
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