conder

New Orleans project version of conner

I chased that bitch around da conder(cawnder) after he shot at my boy.

by Fes October 9, 2003

Cindar

A little prick from Pbreview who thinks people feel sorry for her, even though nobody cares about her. She writes in the "LJ" like people actually care what happens in her life. She acts like a weirdo and has an "eye collection." Newsflash: You suck.

omg i love teh cindar even though she's self-indulged.

by bb October 29, 2004

Ferrini Conderossa X - 10 Zillion

The bestest car in the world! The same car used by.... Angelica the Spy!!

(James Bond Theme plays)

The same thing I just wrote above

by Dorko October 9, 2004

CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

Contarini

a guy who has spent eight years in banking

i would like to do 200k
can you do my 200k
have you done my 200k
did you confirm my 200k

euh can i cancel my 200k

by l August 5, 2004

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

condraception

when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....

'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'

by PGTips April 26, 2006