chumphead

someone who is so chump-like, everyone hates them

my god lemuel is such a chumphead

by jdub513 January 28, 2007

Chumpdom

to be a chump; the act of being a sucker.

Calvin's chumpdom totally showed when he bought that Louis Vuitton man purse. Then he got complimented on it on the bus! Finally, his chumpdom proves to be useful...

by Shadrock & Lil' Limerick February 22, 2008

Chumplin

A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin

Please hand me another chumplin for consumption

The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening

My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin

by mAntis99 September 27, 2011

Nigga Chump

Nigga Chump is a word to define niggas that be chumping.

This man really just said Poggers, such a Nigga Chump

by nih-gah chu-mup March 11, 2020

chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008

chumpo

Anyone who posseses the qualities of a chump. someone who is exceedingly not cool. someone who you dont want to introduce to your girlfriend. being chumpafied

Man, look at chumpo's hair, it looks chumpafied.

by Dave Worden April 29, 2007

punk-ass chump

A bully, frat boy type with no redeeming qualities.

George W. Bush is a punk-ass chump.

by It's all rigged June 19, 2006