audio cockblock

When you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it's more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). The effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.

See cockblock.

Person A: Hey, I'm going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some Talib Kweli.

Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.

preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...

by carpediemcorpse November 13, 2009

CockBlock

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"

i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.

by Ryan......... February 14, 2009

cocblock

cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.

derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.

I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!

by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010