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strawberry cheesecake

the act of going down on a girl while menstrating and having a yeast infection
yummy bloody strawberry cheesecake treat with chunks of cheese
by PitbullBrisco June 16, 2011
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angry cheesecake

When a man jizzes into a girl's eyesocket causing her eye to fall out, he then mixes the eye blood and semen into a paste and draws a sad face in it with his finger.
I angry Cheesecaked that bitch wendy last night lol!
by Adam Hyndman June 29, 2008
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Tennessee Cheesecake

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.
Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.
by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018
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Strawberry Cheesecake

A slang used to describe when an uncircumcised man scrapes off his smegma into a woman's Vagina.
"Hey dude guess what, I met this girl at a nightclub last night and she let me hit her with the Strawberry Cheesecake finisher"
by Abatakum Omagoyt November 13, 2022
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cherry cheesecake

When you are getting your dick sucked and you pull out and break her nose then jizz on it.
Do it when a bitch is dragging teeth
by UrbanMyth April 20, 2003
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Cheesecake Factory

When you are drunk and trying to say "strawberry shortcake" but you think of the restaurant Cheesecake Factory instead and end up saying the restaurant name.
F*ck that b*tch, i'll give her a "cheesecake factory".
by Tammy the 4th December 25, 2008
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Orangutan-Cheesecake

When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.
Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."
by The Keallach February 24, 2014
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