Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017

ivory chandelier

Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.

She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.

by StashDiz August 2, 2017

Spiders Chandelier

Ejaculating into the air

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier

by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018

human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.

Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."

by VCsNobody September 10, 2020

Milwaukee Chandelier

When you light yourself on fire and hang yourself from the Hoan bridge in Milwaukee.

Marquette got fucking dog walked by UConn today. Milwaukee chandelier it is.

by Milwaukeemilf February 19, 2024

Italian Chandelier

A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.

"What's your favourite position?"

"The Italian Chandelier"

by santateresa June 21, 2024

Toilet Chandelier

toilet chandelier
The dangling situation that occurs when a man sits on the toilet and gravity takes over in an uncomfortably theatrical way.

“I had to adjust my seating position—my toilet chandelier was getting a little too close for comfort.”

by Atomic Luchador February 8, 2026