Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

Pee Pee Castle

A former castle within a park in Reading, PA where homeless people would pee pee and poo poo in.

Don’t go near Pee Pee Castle, someone just pee peed in it.

by peepeecastle January 8, 2021

castlefunnies

An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.

You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.

by SMD September 4, 2004

Castlevania

The Castle of Lord Dracula.

Also a very kick-ass video game series.

Let's play Castlevania!

by MurrDAWWWWGGGG May 20, 2011

Castle Crashers

A game that is still alive for some good reason in 2019 and out on the switch...
Game was made from the Behemoth.

Castle crashers is the best game ever.

by Itsap0t4t0 October 25, 2019

Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 9, 2014

fag castle

A group of four Left 4 Dead survivors crouching in a corner during a horde, or as a result of a group being boomed. Normal group behavior consists of dual pistol spamming and meleeing.

Louis: "Pills here!"
Zoey: "Boomer!"
Boomer: "BWAAAAAAAAH"
Francis: "Team! Fag castle up!"

*group retreats to corner*

by nombredepluma March 27, 2009