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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Carolepsy

When someone falls asleep upon entering a vehicle
"he always falls sleep when were driving somewhere I think he has carolepsy'
by Bluffingcloud August 16, 2017
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Carolepsy

A condition in which an individual falls asleep during car rides frequently.
Yo Stacie, you fall asleep in the car a lot during car rides. I think you have carolepsy.
by Howdypartner23 March 10, 2018
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Carolers

Genuine people who come over to your front doorstep on Christmas to sing carols
Mann, these carolers came to our doorstep to sing us these maud songs
by Unknowntdj August 21, 2018
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Caroled

Caroled: To Carole somebody
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Joe Exotic shouldn't be in jail, he got Caroled.

If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
by uncommonrider77 April 5, 2020
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Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin (adj.) A woman who fucks you over for your money. A gold digger/murderer.

Originating from the reality show Tiger King in which a woman allegedly feeds her husband to tigers to keep his millions.
She went Carole Baskin on his ass
by Kiara.k.Gray April 16, 2020
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Carole Baskin

A bitch who lives in Florida and killed her husband.

Also another way to call someone a crazy bitch.

Anything that goes wrong in life it is here fault.
Ex 1: Don: You're such a carole baskin.

carole baskin: *feeds him to tigers.*
Ex 2: Dave: Dude your gf is such a carole baskin somethings.
Rob: whoa true but I am not trying to die.
Ex 3: Bob: Shit broke my phone. Fuckin carole baskin did it.
by Anti baskin April 17, 2020
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