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Capra

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She makes perverted jokes all the time which surprises people because of her innocent and angel-like look. However, a Capra has a smokin' hot body with lots of curves. Yet she is usually insecure when she shouldn't be.
She is really nice, but dang, I didn't know she was a Capra!
by Lights up December 23, 2016
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Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.
While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.
by t1climb1 August 10, 2012
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by Mark Ballard March 14, 2017
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Capricock

A guy born within the zodiac sign of Capricorn and also has a huge cock.
Girl during sex: Oh daddy, your capricock is amazing!
Guy: Yeah bitch, take it all!
by Osiris_god July 1, 2008
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Capricorn

Maybe the most maligned sign in the whole zodiac.
They have a bad reputation of being dull, cold-hearted, self-absorbed opportunists who disgust others by their excessive emphasis on responsability and personal ambition. They are shy, reserved and highly suspicious of others, and prefer being alone than becoming part of any type of group. ''Work and no play'' becomes their motto, as Capricorns are perseverant, tough and no-nonsense when it comes to reaching goals.

People misunderstand Capricorns due to their social persona, one which is known to be inaccessible, gloomy and even a little bit strange. Most resent their bitterness, discriminatory hate for superficiality, and arrogance. Those who know them more personally appreciate their black, witty sense of humor, their intense loyalty and affection to friends and family, their sense of timing, of centeredness and of quality in whatever they do and their analytical, sensitive and very profound intellects. Many of genius caliber have been born under this sign, including Edgar Allan Poe, Isaac Asimov, David Bowie among many others.
Person 1: ''He was seating on the same spot all the time, boring, anxious, without anything interesting to add....Had to be a Capricorn''
Person 2; ''Delve into him a little more and I bet he'll be a pleasant surprise''
by Jotace December 17, 2008
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Cholo Capris

Jorts worn by guys who think they are really tough. They are so baggy that they end up looking like European manpris.
Person 1: Ew look at those manpris on that metrosexual.
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!
by JWSZ July 17, 2009
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Caprica

Scifi show on what is now the syfy channel. It is a prequel to battlestar galactica. Caprica Includes a matrix-like virtual night club where teenagers go to have group sex. Needless to say, its awesome.
Caprica is so much better than any of that lame projecctile tv feces that spews into livingrooms via the networks.
by dan leibensperger February 2, 2010
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