calamarisplat

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with them.

yoooooo calamarisplat is so cool man!!

by raaihans April 5, 2022

Calgary Flames

are the worst nhl team

the Calgary Flames suck

by MiniMario June 9, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Calabar High School

Calabar is a society a utes weh nuh gi bun, they dont give bun bcz they dont blieve in those things. Ppl give the school bad names that we give alot of bun but honestly they dont, so girls deh wid a bar man

Girl:which school you go
Boy:calabar high school
Girl: good so u nah go gi me bun ok

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023

Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙

Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again

by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023

Calgarian Cnekah

The Calgarian Cnekah is when you fuck a girl's asshole (with a penis or a strap-on) until it bleeds, then you suck the ass dry, causing you to vomit back into her ass, which gives her an infection and she has to get her ass surgically removed, at which point you take said ass and blend it for 15 hours and bake it on 420c for 5 days; you then eat the baked blended ass.

I did the Calgarian Cnekah to my bbg last weekend, and she will not forgive me!

by CnekgdpsLover33 March 14, 2023

Calgarian Beer

A beer of which is crafted by a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

I recieved my beer mail from Alberta and drank my very first Calgarian Beer today.

by CraftBeerGirl January 4, 2024