Convobortion

The act of bringing what could be a rich conversation to an immediate and often untimely halt.

"I hate it when people commit convobortion you know?"
"Yeah, I found blood in my urine today."

by 5hmuck December 9, 2008

Convojack

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

Condom Jockey

The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple

THAT Condom Jockey LAST NIGHT WAS WILD!!

by HighThinker42○ January 24, 2021

Pen condom

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

by Jarren is Sexy September 27, 2010

laptop condom

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

boxer condom

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

by beastmanrage November 28, 2011

Toss a Condom to your Witcher

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Joehobo April 29, 2020