coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

Meat Coma

Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.

Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.

by farteroopssharter November 20, 2014

tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

by DareRiver October 19, 2010

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

Shrunk Coma

The best rapper in the world

Evan: I live for Shrunk Coma. I even have his merch.
Clayton: Wow, have you heard Fakey Snakey by Shrunk Coma? It’s beautiful.

by Lucien Carr June 13, 2018

Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional

Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !

by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017

wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.

-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.

by Skinner413 October 11, 2013