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Cunninghams Law

Assuming through some weird logic that all of the screw ups in the world are at the fault of a close friend or relative
guy1: Cunninghams law states that YOU caused the recession

guy2: ahhhh fucksticks
by scumbag1987 January 6, 2010
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Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

The pacing is bad, the comedy is bad, the character consistency is awful, the writing is the actual worst, HOWARD IS THE WORST SIDEKICK I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE'S AN ABUSIVE GASLIGHTING ASSHOLE WHY DOES RANDY FUCKING PUT UP WITH HIM ITS ACTUALLY REALLY SAD, Julian is a lowkey school shooter, Bucky is Bucky, Randy is nothing, the rest of the characters are either terrible people or stereotypes. Overall pretty epic show bash is my favorite monkey. (:
god stop making porn of Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja characters they are actual children
by BashJohnson April 10, 2019
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Coning

The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.
Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"

*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*

Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
by Gandray May 9, 2019
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road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.
I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.
by Evan April 23, 2004
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Snow Coning

The act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus, then performing anal sex, with the ice cubes melting,your genitalia becomes covered in anal juice, after ejaculating,you then wipe your cum/anal juice covered genitals over your partners lips and nose.
Guy 1> that chic last night was nasty as hell

Guy 2> yeah man totally, we even used the anal ice cubes

Guy 1> You were snow coning her? Thats fucked up man.
by bored bartender December 29, 2011
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emma cunningham'

the most beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, nicest girl you will ever hope to meet. loves her friends, and animals no matter what they look like, and will do just about anything to help someone in need. doesn't know her own inner beauty, and always has great hair. if your not her you'll wish you were, or with her.
amazingawesomerainbow child "emma cunningham'"
by braden2 November 25, 2013
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cooper cunningham

A Hansome athletic good at sports especially Canadian sports.
I'm such a Cooper Cunningham when it comes to hockey.
by Repooc@ January 3, 2017
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