To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009
Get the Blueberry Surprisemug. When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.
I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...
by DAFTONE4401 May 8, 2009
Get the Blueberry Tacomug. by Flaselgoic24 November 6, 2022
Get the blueberry chunkmug. Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
by Dmamc November 28, 2021
Get the blueberry teabagmug. Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
by ianelectro March 18, 2013
Get the Blueberry Nightmaremug. by Jsmerch October 20, 2010
Get the Blueberry Frittermug. When you repeatedly shove blueberries down your penis hole for two weeks then have intercourse with your significant other and shoot your beautiful blueberry cream load all over there face
by WigglesForLife June 20, 2020
Get the Blueberry Burstationmug.