blogurbating

The kind of ego-floating verbal masturbation performed by bloggers who post their diaries online. Before the internet, this level of emotional accessing only occurred in the bathroom with a tissue to clean the mess.

Joe has been blogurbating in his room for hours.

by rdawns January 18, 2009

Bogus

Undesirable; unacceptable; used to express either profound or mild disappointment.

Can also means "fake" or "counterfeit".

1. "Iron Maiden have cancelled?! Bogus!"

2. "You killed a bunch of people? That is bogus, dude!"

by Radio Star September 19, 2020

Girls Blouse

A scotsman who live in Dorchester

That Scotty is not only a munter, but a big gil's blouse to boot.

by J D May 9, 2003

Blogstipation

Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.

I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.

by Rich Hogan January 17, 2007

blogspert

Someone who thinks they are an expert just from reading a few blogs.

My blogspert friend claims man made global warming is real because of a few blogs he read recently. Now hes some sort of expert or something.

by squarepush3r January 28, 2010

bloguest

Someone who visits a blog for the first time.

A: Hey, who's that cooldude_123? And that was a funny comment on your stupid post.
B: Yeah, never sighted him on my site. He must be my bloguest.

by Sighber November 8, 2007

Blotus

Extremely fat. Like so fat that your frame has the most amount of fat that it could stuff on there and your skin is so tight it's hard to bend.

Last year, I was such a blotus, I made pug dog noises when I reached down to tie my shoes.

by funthusiast October 27, 2018