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airplane blanket

to initiate closer contact with an unsuspecting member of the opposite sex by offering them an airplane blanket that is far undersized for two people to fit under.

also refers to such blanket used for this purpose
"Yeah so, i totally airplane blanketed her. she went for it and we cuddled"
by Master Blanket Pilot January 29, 2009
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Chicken Blanket

When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.
"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."

"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"
by knifehands September 17, 2013
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Pearl Blanket

After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
by Kholer23 May 7, 2015
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stank blanket

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
by t-bone99 May 20, 2016
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Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”
Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.
by Placer September 12, 2018
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Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
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spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014
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