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ghost and soap.
soap: the mask, take it off.
ghost: show my face?
soap: yes sir.
ghost: negative.
soap: are you ugly?
ghost: quite the opposite.

me: omg they have such a good bromance without the b!!
by iloveghost November 5, 2022
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Those two are the definition of bromance. Literally.
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Bromance

The complicated term given to the close and at times affectionate relationship between 2 or more straight, heterosexual lads.

Used mostly amongst those aged late teens to those in their mid to late 30’s.

A Bromantic relationship often forms when straight lads are forced out of necessity to be at close quarters with one and other. For example living in army barracks, boarding at school, football and rugby teams.

Bromances can be displayed in all manner of ways. Most prominently there will be openly questionable moments such as declaring one’s love for another, kissing when drunk, hugging, spooning when hungover.

Lads in a Bromance will sign off messages with an X or more.

Lads in bromances will be comfortable seeing each other and being round each other naked.

Lads who are in a Bromance are so comfortable with their sexuality they will often have girlfriends or share sexual female partners. They have no problems touching or holding each others junk or bodies when naked. It’s no issue to them as they are not gay.

A Bromance can be secretly sexual usually made up of mutual oral sex and masturbation.

IMPORTANT NOTE: being in a Bromance is in no way gay. Only straight guys can have bromances.
Hugging his mate: “Bro, this is a Bromance”
Or
Dave’s GF “Dave has been spending a lot of time with Ryan recently hasn’t he?”
Ryan’s GF “I know right! They have such a Bromance going on
by Brogay January 3, 2023
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Bromancey

Bromancey (noun): A term used to describe an adversarial relationship between two males, where the dynamics of their connection exhibit elements of both friendship and rivalry.
1. "Their bromancey reached new heights as they playfully competed in sports, yet underlying tensions revealed a simmering rivalry that added complexity to their relationship."

2. "At first glance, their interactions seemed purely adversarial, but those who knew them well recognized the intricate layers of bromancey that defined their peculiar friendship."
by BromanderInChief89 November 18, 2023
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Bromance

Aiden and Jesus are the bromance”
by WetDogLettuce May 1, 2024
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Bromanceturbation

When 2 best friends agree to or agree that they have already thought of one another while masturbating. This does not make you gay.

Women are not left out of this. For women this is Hoemanceturbation
I knew me and Nick were close but I hadn’t realized we engaged in bromanceturbation until we had a very in depth conversation today.
by Jay5722ME January 23, 2026
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Bromance

Bromance is a thing for bestfriends. It basically where you guys act like you're dating regardless the gender. Like saying "I love you" or calling them "love". Bromance and platonic love are different. Platonic love is only where you mean it in a friend way. But in bromance, you mean it both romantically and platonically.
hey my love??? Did you eat now?? I love you, bromantically💗

bromance.
by burnt crisp July 1, 2025
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