bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023

bellendish

1) of the bellend

or

2) Something that is so ruling, that nobody can even f*ing believe how ruling this thing can be.

I just got a serious double full lookback. I think that chick wants to get bellendish.

by Dental January 9, 2004

Bellando

Used as a verb - typically the act of a white male sucking a black man's penis while fondling one's own genitals, simultaneously taking it up the ass while wearing bell-shaped earings. Also refers to the act of cheating on one's spouse with gay black men

Used as noun - a white, gay fellatio experience with a black male, usually involving a dildo and fake dimestore jewelry stolen from a naive spouse

After leaving the strip club, Jimmy was out of cash and needed more money for drugs, so he decided to go to a back alley behind Bourbon Street and bellando the first black man he saw

In his latest interview with Hustler, Rick James spoke openly about the raunchiest bellando he had ever gotten

by jiminicricket September 10, 2009

bell-end

A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.

Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.

by garozzo May 12, 2011

bellendqueen

fit bird who loves cock

me bitch "sapnin bellendqueen girl"

by timmyturtlesayle June 30, 2009

bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend

Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope

by guido January 23, 2004

Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.

by Lifejacket July 30, 2008