beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

dead beat mom

Some one who doesnt pay child support for her kid, but continues to have more kids, all with different dads. She is usually a cold harted bitch who cares more about her ex than the child she had with him.
This woman will abandon her child and then tell the world "my baby means the world to me.."
She will never call her kid even though it cost nothing and she only has to call him once a week on wednesday nights.
She will likely become obsessed with your new wife, for this we have no understanding of why! If she ever comes back to visit she will tell everyone including your kid that shes pregnant agian, and then go home to have an abortion.... she is worthless just like a PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead beat moms dont pay child support.
DADs takes responsibility when dead beat mom leaves her kids.

by lloyd fink March 4, 2010

SHAMWOW BEATDOWN

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.

"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"

by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009

Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.

"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"

by Tchelomunhoz April 2, 2010

Beata

Beata is the most beautifull girl u will ever see and shes marks boyfriend so back off chase. also shes hot as fuck to. shes russian and tought mark how to say hi.

My girl is soooooo hot. Shes such a beata

by that way pay day RJ January 11, 2019

beat the fuck up

To have your ass handed to you in a fight, To basically be violently assaulted by mass proportions.

If you don't shut the fuck up, your gonna get beat the fuck up.

Did you see Rocky? It's a shame he got beat the fuck up.

by HighWelder October 15, 2009

Beatbutting

The act of farting to music, used alternatively as a means of underlining or concealing flatulence. May be entirely accidental.

John's burrito dinner meant he spent the night covertly beatbutting at the bar.

James' creative use of timed farts makes for some incredible beatbutting.

by ValkAndZack January 6, 2010