beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.

For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020

load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

by blue_heart January 29, 2023

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020

Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.

I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.

by Logan J C October 7, 2010