Banchory

Banchory is a charming little town that is fast turning into a bigger town. It just can't make its mind up. Nightlife is non existent and it begs for a decent pub and resteraunt. Banchory's one lease of life is the Stag on a Wednesday night which is Kareoke night... We now have 2 curry houses, 1 a sit down and 1 a take away, quite frankly I say take them both away as there is no atmosphere in either, no tacky music, no holes in the table clothes no cats paws in the wheelie bins.... just no character. Banchory is home of Scott Skinner who was some guy on the fiddle, theres plenty more of them as well. Banchory is a Domitory town for all the punters in the oil industry and even though we poay a fortune in council tax we have one of the worst bin collections known to man. It used to be great and someone had the brain wave of collecting rubbish once every 2 weeks and then recycled stuff on a different day inbetween and just incase you need to go to the tip because youv'e forgotten what day it is this week to put out your rubbish they close it at 4pm every day...... How to promote fly tipping Banchory council have found a corker there. I fancy ramming the gates down so the tip is open when people have actually had time to cut the bloody grass.....morons.
Banchory has a far lower than average population of Chavs and in fact the youths in Banchory are generally top guys, so lets keep it that way and don't let it go down the pan like most of the UK.

Banchory curry houses Derbar Vs Corriander equals curry wars......

by YdnaT August 21, 2008

credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

The Wild Bunch

A movie with the finest shootout in cinematic history.

The final shootout in "The Wild Bunch" was nicknamed "The Battle of Bloody Porch" by the crew.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Brunch

Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.

Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."

by DDDouche May 11, 2015

Banchode

The white person version of bhenchode

A person who fucks her sister

A sister fucker

Wow, Jasmeet you are really looking like a banchode today

by mrchodehimself May 11, 2021

Bunchie

A long-necked green llama on crack. Occasionally thought to be a green-dinosaur-type-thing. A bunchie's favorite song is "The One" by Frisky and Hujib, but only the part that goes "Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadaddadada" and repeats.

Bunchies are often mistaken for llama type things.

by MpegEVIL May 13, 2011

Brunch-Meat

A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.

"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!

by Neuro-Trash June 9, 2016