basoomas

large boobs

Pam Anderson's boobs

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

baboonish

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

by Arthur September 28, 2003

[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

8=====D

w/o secks baloons

8=====p
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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009

hi im a baboon

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

by spoodertable10000 April 30, 2019

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

Baboon Butt

1. When a woman's rear end is the most distinguishable part of their body, just as the behind of a baboon is their most noticeable quality.

2. It can also be used to refer to a butt that drives a man wild like baboons are.

Have you seen those new pictures of Vida Guerra? Now that woman has a baboon butt.

Jennifer Lopez's baboon butt can drive any man wild.

by BBALLSTAR October 24, 2007