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Cunty & Ballsack

2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers
i would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for that fucking Cunty & Ballsack
by Jonas March 3, 2005
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Cleft Ballsack

Possessing an oddly shaped scrotum.
Nick: why are you walking so funny?
Matt: i don't know
Nick: I think you have a cleft ballsack
by JDMBart April 12, 2019
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Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
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Ripped Ballsack

Having a tear or tears in the skin of the scrotum. Usually caused by slipping and falling on a sharp object eg. an upright knife.
Dom: Hey did you here about that Rob dude?

Josh: oh, wasnt he the one which...

Both: RIPPED HIS BALLSACK>

RIPPED BALLSACK

RIPPED BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSACK
by dc9500 April 23, 2010
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Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.
"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"
by russbag August 5, 2005
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Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.
Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.
by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014
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Hotter than Satan's ballsack

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.
Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!
by s2vet June 23, 2010
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