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alaskan blow horn

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
by Donaldberman14 November 18, 2014
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alassandra

Alassandra is a very interesting cute and funny girl who cares about her family and friends. She has big honkadonkers its almost impossible not to notice her vary big and nice boobs. She's very punk rocker emo girl who can get any guy she wants. If you know an alassandra then keep them close because she will protect you and love you with all she can. But don't be fooled because she could ruin you expose you and make it so much more difficult for you in life. Some may call her a slut but there just jelly that cant get her
That girl alassandra is such a good kisser
by glittertits69 October 19, 2020
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Alaskan Bull Rider

When you cum on a spaghetti noodle and make someone put it in their nose and make them pull it out of their mouth. After, they must run naked through the city screaming the n word with cum dripping noodles hanging from her mouth. Then, they must find and have sex with a 82 year old man and hibernate in his saggy balls for a week
“Hey Girls Wanna do the Alaskan Bull Rider?”
“No I’m fucking 9 years old”
by FATNIGGABALLS HD December 28, 2020
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alasteon

A famous twitter user who's been around in the internet since 7 years ago. Everyone thinks that, Alasteon looks like Hideo Kojima's Alter Ego because of his face design.

He's a dumb Multi-Fandom guy, nothing special about it.
"Basically the dumb version of Jamezietocool & Vegito1089."

"oh my god- this game kinda looks like dragon ball raging blast 2" (alasteon talking about how soulshatters is raging blast 2 but it's NOT.)

famous twitter user alasteon.
by thea1aste0n January 17, 2021
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Alaskan Drip Cake

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.
"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "
by Ricky Diamond August 19, 2021
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Alastor

This is a guy who's always gonna have your back. Caring, charming, and VERY sexual LMAO. Take care of him and he'll take care of you. Loves his homies with all his heart and ABSOULUTLY will fight for them.

This is a dumbass who falls in love with Tauruses. Take care of him and please love him.
A: WTF is Alastor doing?
B: Beating some guy up. Apparently some guy called his best friend ugly.
A: Ohhh. BEAT HIS ASS ALASTOR
by Mr.Online November 21, 2021
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The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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