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awkward film sex moment

When a family is watching a supposedly clean film, and a sexual, usually very lewd joke/act is made, and both parents and children refuse to laugh in order to not be embarrassed.
"OH jonny, come on me!"

*awkward silence*

"Well, that was an awkward film sex moment!"
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Make awkward sexual advances not war

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.
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awkwardity

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.
"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"
by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008
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Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:
Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.
by Jtime2 February 24, 2009
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Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.
As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.
by BBoy JuiceBox December 21, 2010
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Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.
that was such an awkward walrus
by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011
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awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.
Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.
by Food Crew July 20, 2008
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