atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

atomic pullup

doing pullups while receiving a synchronized blow-job from someone doing squats

Gracious me! I almost lost my grip doing atomic pullups!!

by shmee40 March 28, 2010

Atomic suckjob

When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.

Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!

by The Definer 69 June 17, 2017

atomic upper decker

As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out

"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."

by Judge)Mental December 19, 2017

Atomic dump

A dump so large the whole earth shakes and rattles due to the cataclismic size of the shit left. Usually occurs due to the ingestion of too much Taco Bell. Often performed by celebrities such as R. Kelly or David Hasselhoff.

"Jake, take cover I think we're getting bombed!"-John
"No, John I just took an atomic dump!"-Jake

by John Trian July 27, 2006

atomic pimp slap

When you powder up your hand and give a slap so hard the powder explodes into a mushroom cloud.

Carlos was crying like a little girl so i gave him an atomic pimp slap.

by JLC84 October 30, 2007