Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.

I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.

by jovet November 26, 2003

assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assalope

Smelly little creatures that tend to live under your beds, mate during spring, travel in herds.

"A herd of assalopes stole my lighter!"

by Ben Andetti January 11, 2008

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 26, 2008

assachingness

The quality of being a pain in the ass- literally.

Behold, such seats of assachingness as we find in this humble venue.

by jimbosaurus May 27, 2009

assabitize

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.

"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

by NiceGuyDrinkingCocoa March 22, 2013