asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.

Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!

by George-A January 5, 2009

asscastle

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.

Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.

by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004

ASIC

Aplication Specific Integrated Circuit. In networking hardware such as switches: a hardware chip that determines what port to forward data to.

The ASICs in this switch are faster than those in this switch, which is 5 years older.

by Evan S. July 6, 2005

Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.

I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

assacheekqua

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.

A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

Assaction

the put your ass in someone's face.

John gave harry some assaction!

by Sanz April 10, 2005

Asscara

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010